(Source: understands)
wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response
i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved
The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.
My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime
when it’s november 1st
Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life
(Source: dutchster)
*gets penalty*
“that’s bullshit”
*watches replay*
“.. yeah okay”This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.
(Source: reddit.com)
